How to write an invitation letter for a woman to recruit a son-in-law?

Invitation letter

Hello, handsome guys, my little girl is XX years old, 1.xx meters tall, and weighs xx kilograms. She can work in the hall and in the kitchen. Although she has a satisfactory job and Considerable income. Unfortunately, because I devoted myself to my career in my early years, I missed the best age for choosing a mate, so I am still waiting for a bride. In order to quickly solve my personal marriage problems, I am now recruiting a son-in-law for anyone who is single and aged between 25 and 40 years old. All men can apply. If you are interested, please queue up at the conference room of XX company at XX: XX on XX, month XX, XX. The recruitment is divided into two parts: preliminary selection and re-selection. After the preliminary selection, the staff will inquire about the basic information and will meet the requirements. Those with basic requirements are registered and submitted to the Little Girl for review. The Little Girl selects 100 outstanding candidates to participate in the primary election. The Little Girl interviews the candidates in person and selects 10 outstanding candidates to participate in the final re-election. The winner will be this little girl's lifelong partner.