Life in a pig pen

Preface: This is my college life, maybe, it is yours too.

Chapter 1? Choosing the fat and thin

? Just like the pork market before the Chinese New Year, the piglets are desperately trying to stamp themselves as qualified or even high-quality pork, and the merchants’ eyes are burning. Looking for a big fat piglet that is safe to eat. The piglets crowded in the talent market have just escaped from the pig pen life and want to jump out of the comfort zone of life. They are full of hope for life in the outside world and flood into the market. Maybe, you are too.

This is the graduation job fair in my eyes. The autumn wind brings chills, and the flowers seem to not know autumn yet, but still smile. This is Kunming's autumn, a colorful autumn.

"How to get by car?" the old master asked.

"I can do it, you decide." I shook my head, the little wind was blowing, it was freezing. "The resume in my hand became a little squishy due to the drizzle falling from the sky.

"It's time to take the bus", the old master said leisurely, stroking his chin.

< p> "Oke Oke, take bus 44 and take the subway to Huancheng South Station in a while," I said. In this way, the three of us embarked on the road to the market.

It has been raining in Kunming today. When it rains, there is a traffic jam. No, it is blocked again.

"What do you think they will ask?"

"I don't know, go there." Let's talk about it later." Yu Shisan said while playing Haqie, and walked forward.

I opened Chuihu and searched for "How to prove that you are a high-quality piglet". All of a sudden, the piglet market Why is the price of pigs so high this year? Secrets for cultivating high-quality piglets... A large number of related information pages pop up. In the era of big data, it seems like someone is peeking into my life. I click on one of them, "How to become a qualified piglet." "Market Piggy", I started to read immersedly.

Today is an ordinary Thursday, the bus comes and goes, tired people can get a moment of rest on the bus. We three piglets , I also need to replenish my energy and show off my skills with the equipment. "The next stop is the piglet market. Passengers arriving at the station are asked to pack their luggage and get off the bus in an orderly manner. "The cold machine voice spoke warm words in a cold voice, and the original warm words seemed to have cooled down. I straightened my clothes a little. I held a wet umbrella in my left hand. I held ten resumes in my right hand.

"Today's task is to submit all your resumes. You can't do it in vain. "I thought to myself. I recalled the homework I just did on the road, "How to become a qualified market piglet." Theory must be combined with reality. Theory without practice is untenable. Now think about it carefully, It makes sense. As soon as I stepped into the pork market, all the theoretical knowledge in my mind disappeared.

"Let's go around and explore."

"Okay." "Okay, follow the organization's arrangements," I said. The first stall was so crowded that I suddenly realized that there were really many piglets like me, some were taller than me, some were whiter than me, but we were all With the same purpose. To jump out of the comfort zone of life and welcome the highlight of our lives. We decided to skip the first stall first. In comparison, the second stall seemed much deserted. Maybe they have high requirements for the quality of their pork, but there are only a few people there anyway. The three of us looked at each other and slowly moved along with the queue. It felt like we were in a snack street. , every restaurant was packed with hungry diners, but there was one restaurant where there was no one at all, and for no reason, they immediately judged that the food was not delicious. Therefore, this stall seemed to be marked with an unqualified mark today. .

There is a saying in Mao Tan Factory: "If you work hard and get an ordinary second-level exam, you can still find an ordinary job. If you don't work hard and get a third-level exam, you will be dead." Do you want to be unemployed as soon as you graduate?"

I don't want to be unemployed, but our school has three schools.

Wandering around the pork stalls, asking each house's detailed questions, there are so many beautiful things The young lady said in a gentle tone: "I'm sorry, we don't consider Sanben." The gentle words became not gentle. In the pork market, the piglets are graded first when entering the meat, 211,985 or double first-class or key points. One or two, ordinary one, two or three. We can’t be Jinhua ham, but we are not unqualified old sows either.

However, the pork market is like this. There are many piglets, so many that you can get lost in the pigs with other piglets.

What do you think is your advantage compared with those "old eight schools"? The professional boss Zhu at the first stall launched a professional pig soul question on us. "Simple", your advantage is simplicity. He asked and answered himself, and at the same time solved our dilemma. I thought to myself, this is a professional pig boss, he can clearly distinguish what kind of pig you are. Boss Zhu analyzed the pork market conditions with us in the past few years and said that we do not have the strength to increase prices, so perhaps we can look for another way. However, in this pork market, without a seal of approval, wouldn’t it be a good pig? Maybe we just haven’t met the right Boss Zhu.

There are two kinds of people in the pork market, one is the businessman, and the other is the piglet. Some of the merchants were former piglets who were not killed because they ate little. He survived and became a businessman through hard work. The piglets have just escaped from their pig pens and squeezed into the pork market, trying to prove that they are not ordinary pigs.

Our company likes 30% lean and 70% fat, we like lean piglets, we like... the businessmen shouted, flaunting how excellent pork merchants they are, carefully purchasing qualified pork, and choosing the fattest and thinnest. . I just want to feel safe eating and using with peace of mind. The piglets sharpen their heads to prove that they are qualified high-quality pork.

Finally, mixed with the sighs of life, the first school recruitment came to an end. The tired piggy got on the car back to the pigsty.

Chapter 2 I am the biggest king in the snowy land

Tsangyang Gyatso said, "I live in the Potala Palace and I am the biggest king in the snowy land. Wandering on the streets of Lhasa , I am the most beautiful lover in the world. "Every piggy has his own circle, and I am no exception. I am not in the snowy land, I am in the Flower City. There are a lot of flowers here.

Pulling open the curtains of the dormitory, it may be frost and autumn, and a thin layer of ice has condensed on the windows. This year's autumn came suddenly. After a simple wash, I put on my piggy shoulder bag and went out to study in the classroom. As the old saying goes, live and learn. But there are many things in Piggy's life besides studying. For example, how to protect pig teammates during the epidemic. For example, how to become an excellent gold medal pig. Or how to stand out in the pork market. In a piglet's life, in addition to studying, it also needs to learn to live. It can live in its own pigsty but also in other places.

Today, the square in front of the school was full of cars. Just like the chocolate beans on Quduoduo biscuits, they are evenly distributed in front of the square of Mingde Building. I think there should be an exam today. This exam is like a pig inspection on a specific date. During regular inspections, qualified piglets can be stamped, while unqualified piglets can only wait for the next pig inspection. This is a well-established rule. The more seals you have, the more proof you are a qualified and high-quality pig. I don’t have a seal, so I can’t prove whether I’m of high quality. But I am in good health and have a good mentality, so I feel that I am a qualified piglet. There are many qualified piglets in my pigsty. There are baby pigs in one of our places, and there are baby pigs in other places. My pigsty is not big, but life in the pigsty is very interesting. I want to share with you about my pig pen.

This is my university, maybe it is yours too.

Chapter 3 Hiccup and Daqi

Time goes back to the summer of my freshman year in 2016. That year, I failed the college entrance examination and was admitted to a local third-level school. My relatives and friends all think I am a pity, but only I know that I have nothing to pity. There was a popular saying in QQ space at that time, wherever God arranges for you to go, it is because there is the person you are destined to meet there. I believed it, because I could only comfort myself in this way. When I was in junior high school, I was the Chinese class representative of our class. The teacher always said that I was very good and I would definitely be able to get into a good university in the future. However, I still failed to meet the expectations of the three local colleges and universities.

On the first day I came to the school to report, I met Daqi. She was the girl in my dormitory. She was wearing a white coat that day and was tall. She told me, Her aunt told her not to eat fungi, as many people get poisoned by eating fungi this season. So we went outside the school together to buy small tomatoes. The friendship between girls is very simple. It may just be because you like to eat small tomatoes and I also like to eat them, so we can play together. In 1998, the song "Dang" by Power Train became popular all over the country, and the My Fair Princess trilogy became a topic of conversation in every household after dinner. I say this to introduce a friend of mine in the pig pen. Her name is Hiccup, and yes, she is not Princess Huanzhu. It's a hiccup.

Hiccup and Daqi, the two evil forces in my pigsty life, are like my mother’s hand-knitted sweaters, knitted in my pigsty life. Their stories are waiting for me to tell. That year, we had just turned eighteen, and with our expectations for the future in mind, we rushed to a foreign land and laughed as hard as we could.