Dream home sketch line

Hello, this is the sales office of Dream Home. I'm Miss Cai.

I'm manager Zhang, and I'm warning you seriously.

Why?

The probation period is February. Have you achieved anything? Have you ever sold a house?

Why?

Ask yourself!

Oh ... why?

If you don't sell the house before work today, pack up and leave!

(Phone hangs up)

Why?

Hello! ?

Hello, I'm Miss Cai.

Don't give me that!

Why?

I am the owner here, and the quality of your house is serious!

You should go to the property!

But property management asked me to find you!

Why?

I don't know why. I tell you, I know you are from the same company, so I kick the ball back and forth! All the water pipes in our house are leaking. When can you fix them for me?

Sorry, the construction team went home to collect wheat.

In June, you said they went back to harvest wheat. It's almost Spring Festival. How do they harvest wheat?

They went back to grow wheat.

Alas, can they come back soon? Our house is full of water now, and my mother is still sitting in the closet!

Why?

You are a hundred thousand. Why? You can repair our house according to the contract.

Why ... Let's look at the contract. Turn to page 5, article 55.

There are no 55 here.

Here you are.

What?

In the crack ...

If the owner unilaterally thinks that there is something wrong with the quality of the house, the developer will carry out maintenance at their convenience. What do you mean?

This means that it is not convenient for developers now.

What if 100 brings inconvenience to developers?

No, your property right is only 70 years.

You!

No, don't worry, the construction team will be back soon.

Come on, who will believe you when you say these words? When I bought a house, you said that there were more than 100 towering trees in this yard. Where are they?

In the yard.

There are only a few small saplings. If you don't look carefully, you will think that you have planted a row of onions.

Don't worry, after 100 years, they will grow into towering green onions.

What!

The tree is ~ ~.

Also, your advertisement shows swans flying in the sky and fish swimming in the pond. Where are the fish?

The swan ate it.

No, what about swans?

Fly when you are full.

Why did I meet all of them?

What a coincidence.

Ah, yes, and this. It says buy a house and send furniture. Did you give it?

Did you buy it?

What? What do you mean I bought it?

How to send it if you don't buy it?

No, how can you deliver it?

That is, you bought it at the furniture store, and we will take it home for you.

Such a delivery! This is cheating.

Why?

You know, our customers are God.

Oh, my God, hello.

Our hosts are your parents.

Hello, dad. Dad, are you tired?

It's no use calling ancestors. I'm telling you, if you don't solve my problem today, believe it or not, I won't sell you the house.

I can't sell it anyway. Do you drink water?

I don't drink.

Why?

There you go again!

No ... Hello, I'm Miss Cai.

I want to choose a house for my father here.

oh

Didn't you just watch the advertisement?

Furniture is a gift, no, furniture is a gift, the fish is eaten by the swan, the swan is full and flies, and my mother is still sitting on the wardrobe! (Khan, it took me a long time to hear clearly)

Be sick!

No, he's the one.

What are you talking about on this day?

Come on, I'm telling you, she treated you like a dear father before buying a house. If this house is a little out of date ...

Dad! ! ! My daughter has no job, Dad!

Dad ... no, who's your dad?

My father has Alzheimer's disease.

You have Alzheimer's disease.

Look, lost again.

I'm telling you, I have your set. ...

Come on, newspaper!

Huh?

Ah, uh, uh-huh

My father is senile, too.

Well, I want to buy him a house on this property. He thinks it is too expensive.

You see, now everyone tells people not to buy a house?

Right, right, right!

Just like my father's symptoms.

Live! What a coincidence.

What a nice old man. The older the elderly, the more filial we should be as children.

Oh, what are you showing me? On this.

It's not for you, it's for you to tear up and entertain yourself.

Hey, you told me before. I thought there was some news on it ... I'm not crazy!

Dad! ! !

Oh, sister, remember, such an old man can't choke, so he has to knock on mine. Don't worry, I will definitely not buy this house.

That's right!

Did you pay to sign the contract later?

Yes!

Ah no, what are you doing?

I'll check the back.

Don't be cheated!

Dad! ! !

Dude, I'm really not her father.

Brother, you are my father.

Big brother, big brother.

Alas, eh? The house is for sale now. Oh, thank you for your help. You are just my mascot.

Wonderful, isn't it? I'm your father. Why didn't you say I was your boyfriend?

Hmm ... too old. ...

Okay, okay, are you acting? If you play, I will play. I don't believe I can't cure you today, so I will.

Mascot, are you, are you hot? I will give you a fan. Don't be angry, mascot.

Alas alas alas alas, is it the sales office?

Hello, I'm Miss Cai.

Can you give me a discount?

I can't.

I didn't ask you. You're the manager, right?

He's not.

I saw you kissing his ass. This is called a fan.

Alas, I personally received that guest, and you are fired!

Why?

Kiss my nose.

I ...

From now on, you have nothing to do with this company.

Sir, you have a good eye. I am the manager here. Our house is not for sale.

Not for sale? Don't sell it, why do you advertise, Alzheimer's disease! I'm full!

Please stay, sir. Since I have nothing to do with this company, I can tell you the truth.

Go ahead.

Do you know why he didn't sell the house to you?

What happened?

Because he wants to raise the price!

Huh? !

I don't want to raise prices.

Then you sell it to others.

I don't sell.

Why?

I don't want to sell it for no reason.

Still have to raise prices.

I don't want to raise prices.

Then you sell it to others.

I don't sell.

Why?

I want to raise prices!

Tell the truth.

No, no, no, I don't want to raise the price.

Then you sell it to others.

I don't sell.

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Stop arguing! Treacherous businessman! I hate profiteers the most in my life. I'm sure, and I'll tell you about this price, two sets, full payment (Cai Ming: amount), if you dare to add 1 minute. Did you pay to sign the contract later?

Yes!

Big brother.

Profiteer, shut up!

The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and all the houses here are sold out. The sales offices here, here, here and here are leaking.

Ha ha ha ha ha. God opened his eyes. The sales office leaks water. How can you sell this house?

(Music playing, classic dance)

hahaha.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. This house is wonderful.

Is it okay to leak like this?

Of course.

No, how can you stand such a loophole?

Live like this? Are you crazy?

I work in a warehouse.

How can you be such a leaky warehouse?

You know what I do?

What do you do?

Seafood stuffing. All commodities are inseparable from water. I'm sorry to ask you this leaking question. Is there no charge?

Well, absolutely not.

4 sets!

(Cough) God's eyes are really sharp!

(When the music starts, the god of food dances. I love that 1.2.3.4.5.6, Bomp! )

Mascot, will you come back tomorrow?

Let's go

Why?

I am getting old.

Well, mascot, why don't I repair your house with my own money?

I don't want it. If you really want to help me, just give all the water leaked from my house to the seafood chef.

Ok, as many as you have, the more the better. It's all mine.

Why?

Look, is this it?

Contract.

Is this it?

Receipt.

Add it to a piece and call it evidence.

certificate ...

Know what I do?

Seafood stuffing.

That's a hobby.

What about the major?

Professional, fake!

Brother, I have to tell you two things about this. You have worked hard for most of your life, saved so much money, bought such a water curtain cave, and you still ask them for a theory. Are they telling the truth?

Yes

What sentence? (Where is it? )

My real surname is Cai.

That's bullshit！

We must learn to use legal weapons to protect our legitimate rights and interests. Do you see it? See you in court!

Do you see it? See you in court!

Why? ! !