The lines of Ye Cheng's "Crazy Forgery Group"

Ye Cheng: Hold a short meeting temporarily. Well, the wind has been tight recently. As for our company, the benefits are not too good. To tell you the truth, the Spring Festival is coming. Except fat ya, each of you will pay 1000 yuan this month. All: Good! ! ! Fat ya: Great, boss! ! ! How much will you send me? Ye Cheng: Not a penny. Fat ya: Why not send it to me? Ye Cheng: Are you ashamed to ask me for money? Do you still have a face? Huh? I asked you to go out and sell milk powder, but you didn't sell a bag and lost a whole box. I'm thinking now, is this box of milk powder for you to drink? The first two days were 120. Look, you've gained weight these two days, and it's 2 10. What's the matter, huh? Fat ya: What else do you ask me? Are you embarrassed to say? The milk powder was mixed with chemicals. If you let me sell it, I won't look for it. Change my job quickly! ! ! Ye Cheng: What can you do about your image, huh? Please, look at him. Fat ya: Ga-ha? Ye Cheng: Look, the sales champion of poisonous bean sprouts. Where is it? A: He's not in. Ye Cheng: What did he do? Yesterday, he sold bean sprouts. A customer said his bean sprouts were poisonous. Finally, in order to persuade customers, he ate two by himself. Ye Cheng: And the result? A: I was in the hospital for emergency treatment. Ye Cheng: You can't have any physique. I announced that he was fired. You are the champion now. Thank you, boss. Ye Cheng: Sudan Red Sales Champion, where is it? B: Here we are! ! After eating my Sudan red, it hurts where I make him hurt, hum! ! ! Ye Cheng: Well done! Who is the sales champion? C: sell, sell, I'm not good at this move, yeah! ! ! Ye Cheng: They are all my elites. Fake Maotai sales champion, come out. D: Fake Maotai, fake Maotai, you can't get up after drinking it. Zhong: Oh, come back soon. How did you get there? Ye Cheng: See? They call it dedication. What do you think you can do with this? Really can't. Go home and feed the pigs with my mother. Fat ya: I'm not feeding pigs. Ye Cheng: What can you do if you don't feed the pigs? Fat ya: Can I sell lean meat? Defender: Wait a minute! ! You sell lean meat, I will gaha? Ye Cheng: No ~ ~ ~ If you leave, your home and everything will prosper. In this way, you two are a combination. You just sold it before using it, and it ended after using it, didn't you? Shake hands. Look how well you two match. Fat ya: Good match. Ye Cheng: Well, I just got a call saying that a boss wants to order a batch of goods from our company. Do we have the confidence to win this boss for me? All: Yes! ! ! D: Drink ~ ~ Ye Cheng: Go back! ! ! Keep your voice down. Ye Cheng: Damn it! ! ! Ye Cheng: (answers the phone) Hey, hey, my signal is bad. Hey, hey, agent Zhang? Zhang Jingji: I'm an agent. Ye Cheng: Are you there? Agent Zhang: Here I am. Ye Cheng: Where have you been? Zhang: You tell me the address, and I will arrive. I didn't see the plaque of your company. Ye Cheng: I forgot to tell you. Well, it was windy these two days, and the plaque bar was blown away. You take two steps inside, and I'll see you. Agent Zhang: Oh, Dachengzi! ! ! Ye Cheng: Waste of telephone charges. Hello! Hello! ! Agent Zhang: Oh, your place is too backward. I turned these corners and bypassed these hutongs to get there. Ye Cheng: Good wine is not afraid of deep alleys, and good goods have buyers. Agent Zhang: That's right. Didn't I tell you when I called? Now I have a wholesale oil business. I want to find a long-term partner, so I found you. Ye Cheng: Then you were right to call me. I dare say that the gutter oil produced by Marxism Biological Co., Ltd. is authentic, authentic and pure. Agent Zhang: I know, or should I call you? What's your oil price? Ye Cheng: The price depends on where you sell it. Our markets are different, so are our prices. One price for vendors, one price for star-rated hotels and one price for government canteens. Manager Zhang: Ah, that's the canteen. Ye Cheng: I can't decide the price by myself. I will discuss it with them. Agent Zhang: Good. Why are you short of 3,000 tons in the government canteen? Zhong: No! ! ! D: fuck! ! ! Ye Cheng: Go back! ! ! Keep your voice down ! ! Ye Cheng: What's done. They said, 8000 a ton less. Agent Zhang: There is no problem with money. What am I worried about? Is this oil useful? Ye Cheng: You can doubt my character, but you can't doubt my products. Agent Zhang: No, I didn't mean that. I am talking about your oil. Can this oil number meet the standard? Ye Cheng: Whether it can meet the standard or not, it's all over the standard. The products produced by our factory are exquisite in workmanship and meticulous in division of labor. If you don't believe me, come and see our workshop. Agent Zhang: OK. Ye Cheng: Fishing team, let's go. Pull it out! ! ! Agent Zhang: Oh, Otsuka, what are you doing? Ye Cheng: Stop it! ! They are a fishing team. They get up early and get greedy every day, digging ditches to pull swill. It is not easy. This is an occupational disease, and he wants to dig everywhere. Agent Zhang: Oh, no, don't scratch my hair. Ye Cheng: Stop, stop, stop. There is not enough oil. Go home. Agent Zhang: Oh, this fishing team is so dedicated. Ye Cheng: Dedication is yet to come. Primary refining group, let's go. Agent Zhang: Hey, I said ~ ~ ~ Is this refinery still there? First love? Ye Cheng: The primary refining team is the first step after the swill is pulled back. They worked hard and had to endure the high temperature. Look at that. Zhang: Ah, hey, this dress is very special. What's so special about it? He put on my clothes. Ji: Why do you owe me so much? You think I want to wear it. This matter makes me unable to move a step. I don't know. Ye Cheng: Cut the crap, you two. To tell the truth, this refining group is very hard and has to withstand high temperatures. Look, my brother is tired and dehydrated. Tell you what, I'll make you two a better one this evening, each with a fried chicken leg. Self-defense: Oh ~ ~ ~ Agent Zhang: Oh, my God, what happened? Ye Cheng: This drumstick is fried in the gutter. You see, if you can't sell it, you have to spend it yourself. Oh, honey, are you two drunk, too Agent Zhang: Hey, what does this guy do? Ye Cheng: He's in the observation group. Agent Zhang: Forget it. Who's keeping an eye on this glass of wine? Ye Cheng: You only see one, but you can't see the other. If the police come, let him keep watch at the door. If the police arrest him, he will scream and all the dogs in the village will bark. We will know the signal. Agent Zhang: Oh, I don't think so. It's so inspiring. Ayoko, in fact, I am most worried about your oil. Will there be any problems after we eat it? Ye Cheng: There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Ask him. (pointing to the garrison) Come here. What was our company like when he first came to our company? He doesn't know this core business at all. Look, we have an oil tank. We steal oil from home every day and eat it for two years. Look, nothing happened. No problem. Look at it (dancing while talking, vomiting ...) Agent Zhang: Come on, it's just that something is wrong with you. Ye Cheng: Even if something goes wrong, we are not afraid. We have a legal rescue team. Agent Zhang: Legal rescue team? What does this group do? Ye Cheng: These children are proficient in law. If the police come to arrest us, there will be a set of measures against the police tomorrow, and it will be difficult for the police to obtain evidence. Agent Zhang: Do you really have this ability? Ye Cheng: Then ~ ~ give it a try. Agent Zhang: Ah, just say that I am a law enforcer, so they can't let me take evidence? Ye Cheng: That's for sure. Have this ability. Agent Zhang: Then I'll try ... You ~ ~ ~ B: Huh? Agent Zhang: How do you organize it? C: Me? Don't you know? Zhang: Are you from the fishing team? B: All right then. Agent Zhang: I'm telling you, it's illegal for you to dig out garbage and refine gutter oil in a restaurant. B: Huh? I don't know, so what do I care? Have they refined waste oil? I'm a swill puller. Why is it illegal for us to pull swill? Agent Zhang: It is not illegal to pull swill. Ah, it's none of my business. Agent Zhang: Then it is illegal for you to participate in gutter oil. Fat ya: I have refined oil and gutter oil, but I didn't know it was for people. Are you Gaha? What do you need to find our boss! ! ! Agent Zhang: Oh, why are you so rude? Fat ya: Who is horizontal? You gaha, you are buzzing here! ! ! I told you this is a sterile workshop, so leave here. Agent Zhang: Oh, my mother, you still have the whole aseptic workshop. I'm just saying that you have a sterile workshop for cooking waste oil. What I said was for your own good! ! ! After you commit a crime, I'll tell you who cares if you go to jail. I totally support you. I tell you, you will live up to your parents, your parents ... fat ya: What are you doing? Ye Cheng: Are you working too hard? Agent Zhang: Where is your boss? Ye Cheng: I'm the boss. I am the boss. I am the boss. What's the matter? Agent Zhang: Are you the boss? Ye Cheng: Ah, I'm the boss. Agent Zhang: You are suspected. You are refining gutter oil. Your company is illegal, do you know? Ye Cheng: Sir, please don't jump to conclusions, okay? Just look at one thing. Look at this. Our Marxism Biological Co., Ltd. is qualified to operate. We produce gutter oil, but our oil is not for people to eat, but for airplanes. Manager Zhang: Oh ~ ~ Ye Cheng: It's for airplanes. Do you buy engine oil, sir? Agent Zhang: Ah, what kind of oil do you sell? C: I sell standard cooking oil. Agent Zhang: Your standard cooking oil is gutter oil. You broke the law. C: Oh, my God! I don't know. I didn't know I was selling gutter oil. I knew it. I bought all the standard cooking oil. Oh, how can I do such a heartless thing? I am innocent. You see, I have been pregnant for two years. How could I do such a heartless thing? Let me go, I'm not, hey ~ ~ hey ~ ~ Agent Zhang: Oh ~ ~ Don't say you really like it. Ye Cheng: How about that? We dare say that we have completely shirked our responsibility. Agent Zhang: High, high, really high. Ye Cheng: The tall man hasn't come yet. Look at our complaint group again. Agent Zhang: Huh? And the complaints unit? Ye Cheng: This is to impress the police. The music began ... since: (singing) I worked hard all day, pushing my car to find a trench in order to dig some oil. Not enough to eat, not enough to sleep, not to wash clothes. It smells bad now. Relatives and friends are afraid to meet, and they have to hide when they meet people. This kind of life is impossible. How long can it last When will it end ~ ~ ~ Agent Zhang: Dachengzi, I really want to touch the police tomorrow. Ye Cheng: Ha ha ha, you have been cheated. They are trying to stall the police and let our team escape to buy time. Agent Zhang: Ah, you don't tell anyone that this anti-counterfeiting team has such a strict organization. Admire. Great, it's a hundred reassurances to cooperate with you. Now let's sign the contract. I'll order five tons first, and then I'll throw you some money. Ye Cheng: No, cash on delivery, honesty first. Give me the address. Agent Zhang: OK, here is my address. Ye Cheng: Brothers, we have money for the Spring Festival. C: Great. Ye Cheng: Delivery address: Shenyang, Liaoning ... Brothers, retreat ... Agent Zhang: Hey, don't go. Hey, don't go, don't go. Go what? Ye Cheng: Give me your address earlier. If you take out this address, I won't talk about this business with you. It's worth it. The delivery address is Liaoning. Who dares to send the goods to Liaoning now? Now Liaoning has set up a special anti-counterfeiting department to send fakes there. Isn't that a death wish? Then why don't you jump into the fire? That's not true! ! ! Agent Zhang: Dachengzi, you know. Ye Cheng: I don't know. I do it ... What about you? ... and you are? Agent Zhang: I am a policeman.