Zhao Benshan planet conference script

"Planet Congress" is a sketch with the theme of environmental protection created by Zhao Benshan on 20 1 1 Spring Festival Evening.

The screenwriter of Planet Congress is authentic, realistic, natural and accurate, and satirizes the increasingly serious environmental problems through traditional northeast jokes. The environmental protection sketch "Planet Congress" tells a story between planets, which is completely different from Zhao Benshan's previous sketches.

Zhao Benshan plays the earth, Shenyang plays the moon, fat ya plays the sun, Shen Chunyang (Shenyang's wife) plays Halley's Comet, wang xiaoli plays cosmic garbage, and Yang Bing plays an important role in the Galaxy "Galaxy Director" who specializes in mediating planetary disputes.

But in the end, the script was stifled and did not appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.

Lines:

& lt opening > the director of the solar system takes the stage (hereinafter referred to as the "department head")

Dean (Yang Bing): "Hello, Sun, Moon, Earthlings, Martians, all planets, Chang 'e and space junk! I am the head of the Department of Solar Science. Recently, many people in the solar system posted posts in the solar system post bar to impeach the earth. It's ridiculous to say the earth. So, in order to solve the dispute, this special meeting was held, with six representatives attending, referred to as the "six-party talks." "

Sun (fat ya) appeared: "Hello, brothers and sisters of the solar system. I'm director sun. Am I late? "

Dean (Yang Bing): "Not too late, not too late."

Moon (Little Shenyang) came to the stage: "Hello friends, I am the moon. It's a pleasure to come to the conference room of the solar system. Oh, long live the dean, long live, long live! Hey-"

Earth (Zhao Benshan) goes on stage: "Cough, cough, cough (cough). Recently, the air quality is so bad that I cough and my lungs hurt. "

Moon (small Shenyang): "In recent years, your earth has been' boiling' enough, either flood or drought. You will be' boiling'. "

(Earth sees the sun): Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Hello, Grandpa Sun!"

Sun (fat ya): "Don't call me that. You call me father-in-law. I don't know, you think I am a eunuch of Sun Bu. "

Dadi (Zhao Benshan): "I think you are a eunuch."

Dean (Yang Bing): "Earth, this is a meeting, not a personal attack. Pay attention to your words. "

Sun (fat ya): "Earth, don't forget that in the solar system, you and my son are the same generation."

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "I am a son? Sun, you don't know, do you? In our global English, you are just like your son! Nianer (Sang)! "

Dean (Yang Bing): "I said the earth, please go to the post bar in our solar system. The impeachment post is much older. "