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A recruitment joke about computers
Personnel supervisor: "How much do you know about computers?" Applicant A: "I know a thing or two. I have used a calculator, worn an electronic watch, and like playing video games. I also use TV sets and set-top boxes to contact foreign friends! " Also, I have seen students delete files with DOS ... "HR Director:" 1' s next HR Director: "How much do you know about computers?" Applicant B: "I don't have the word' computer' in my mind, only the concept of microcomputer. Generally speaking, the super palm silicon single crystal clock pulse output computer (electronic watch) is relatively simple. When I was a child, I often used its codec program (alarm clock function). As for the multi-functional virtual reality simulator (electronic game machine), it is much more complicated, but I have completely tested too many static data units (only playing game cards). When I grew up, I became interested in multi-channel UHF wireless multimedia receivers (TV sets), and I tracked the data of specific channels every night. As for the traditional microcomputer, I recently used a modem to conduct multi-format and multi-byte real-time transmission (online chat) with foreign friends through ISP service providers. And one of my work partners (classmates) often performs signal conversion or signal cancellation (booting and deleting files with DOS) between the main memory and the magnetized data memory under my supervision ... "HR Director:" Good! Start work tomorrow. Your car is on the second floor underground. This is the key. "
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